I am in love with this man. I bought his album on iTunes a week ago and literally its all I've been listening to. I'm addicted. Check him out, he's good.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Quoted.
"If you want people to listen to you, you'd better have something to say." -Robert Pattinson
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Vodka.
It was just on the news to use vodka to kill bacteria and fungus on your feet. It will also get rid of any odor your disgusting feet may have. I wouldn't find this disturbing if vodka wasn't something I put in my mouth and swallow. Mmmmm vodka.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
EMERGENCY: We are out of milk and bread!
Snow storms suck. Saying you love snow, is like saying you love cancer. Here in Philadelphia, we get snow pretty much every single winter. You'd think people would be used to it by now. But they still freak out, drive to the nearest food store, and buy milk and bread. Which is ridiculous for the following reasons:
1. Why are you buying massive amounts of food as if you're going to be stranded for weeks in your house? Even when there's a foot of snow or more, you get "snowed in" for maybe a day. One day. And probably not even a full day. By noon, the roads are clear and you can go about normal activities. So quit running to the supermarket every time they're calling for snow. You're probably the same stupid people who went out and bought boxes of plastic and duct tape for your windows after 9/11.
2. Say we are going to be stranded for weeks. Why milk and bread? I mean, I like milk and I use bread for such things as sandwhiches but I wouldnt go buy it in bulk like its the only way to survive. If we were going to be snowed in for weeks, like literally cant leave snowed in, fuck bread and milk. I'd buy better things, like steaks and beer.
I'm currently snowed in until they plow my street. I have no milk, and only a few slices of bread. I'm not dying. Just sayin'.
1. Why are you buying massive amounts of food as if you're going to be stranded for weeks in your house? Even when there's a foot of snow or more, you get "snowed in" for maybe a day. One day. And probably not even a full day. By noon, the roads are clear and you can go about normal activities. So quit running to the supermarket every time they're calling for snow. You're probably the same stupid people who went out and bought boxes of plastic and duct tape for your windows after 9/11.
2. Say we are going to be stranded for weeks. Why milk and bread? I mean, I like milk and I use bread for such things as sandwhiches but I wouldnt go buy it in bulk like its the only way to survive. If we were going to be snowed in for weeks, like literally cant leave snowed in, fuck bread and milk. I'd buy better things, like steaks and beer.
I'm currently snowed in until they plow my street. I have no milk, and only a few slices of bread. I'm not dying. Just sayin'.
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