Nick Hexum, from the band 311, turns 40 today! I have been a huge fan of the band since I was 16yrs old. It's crazy to think its been that long, and also makes me somewhat sad that we're all getting old. Anyway, Happy Birthday Nick! I still haven't forgiven you for getting married to someone other than me. I mean, I've had a crush on you since I was 16. I think I deserve your weiner in my butt at least once. Just sayin'
