Internet Wife.

Steve: "I gotta start looking for a wifey."

Me: "Buy one on the internet."

Marshmellow Pirates

Sexy Marshmellow Pirates

Man Over Board!

Quoted

"Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part. "-Tyler Hawkins, Remember Me

Quoted

“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"” -John C. Mayer

Wtf Ron Weasley!

I had my very first Harry Potter dream last night. I'm not going to go into detail, mostly because I'm not very good at that. But, I will tell you that it started out with me (I was a wizard too!) and the rest of the Potter crew, including Harry himself.

 (Our wands look like turds.)

We had to go through some sort of maze, much different than the Goblet of Fire maze in the movie (:sigh: Robert Pattinson). As we go through, of course things start to happen around every corner. Ron turns into some horse/man thing, kind of opposite of a centaur in that he still had a human body, but had a horse head complete with his red hair. So we let him leave.

More things occur, and we decide to come back later. (I know, not something the real HARRY POTTER would do.) We go to the mall food court, because you know there are tons of those in the magical world! (Wizards like Auntie Annes pretzels too.) We see Ron motherfucking Weasley sitting there eating....with no horse head. That fucker was faking just so he didn't have to go through the death maze.

I woke up sincerely angry.

Faint Resemblance

Wait,
I'm not listening to you now
I wasn't listening to you then
I know that nothing will be the same again
There's only so much I can handle
Only so much I can take
Before my knees start to buckle
And my arms start to shake

Have we been here before?
Will we be here again?
I don't know how much more of me you expect

Standing here right now
And I beg for you to let go
I dread the day you finally do
And I fight for your attention
Too little too late or too much too soon
And how will this plague the time
We share from here on out
And how long will this taint
All these words spilling from my mouth

Have we been here before?
Will we be here again?
I don't know how much more of me you expect

Standing here right now
Standing here right now
I'm standing!

And have we been here before?
Will we be here again?
I don't know how much more of me you expect